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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:05

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

What made you stop being an addict?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

-mwahh

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]